joke for u..............

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest ->

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY B) SEPTEMBER C) OCTOBER D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

3) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER B) ALBERT C) GEORGE D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

4) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD B) KANGAROO C) PUPPY D) RAT

#Sardar gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then please check the answers below:

#1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The October revolution is celebrated in November

3) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

4) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies

now tell me who's the dumb one.Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

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HoroscopeTest

TRY THIS!!!! IT LL REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT UR SELF.

If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good

Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating !!

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

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1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive. Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love to give in friendships in your life..

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected..

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last long and the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose..... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6.. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose: Sydney : You like adventure. Brisbane : You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday!

Good Evening ...

Good Evening ...

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

Nice Joke.....

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee....

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone...

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A nice quiz

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> King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a monkey pass by.
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IT’S THE MINDSET!!!

IT’S THE MINDSET!!!

As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not.

I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free."

I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

 

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?

 

"If u want something u never had,

 do something, u never done !!"

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Toon Time..........

IF ONE DAY !!!!!!!

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"Awesome" - Touching Love Story

When you are Down to nothing.......God is Up to Something!!!! Trust God
The following is a very touching love story as narrated by a girl........

I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of him as a friend until last year, when we went to a trip from a club.

I found that I fell in love with him. Before that trip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved each other in different ways.

I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl. Jin, do you want to go watch a movie?

I asked.Jin "I can't"Why? You need to study at home? I felt disappointment grabbing me.No I am going to meet a friendHe was always like that.He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word "love" only came out from my mouth.

Since I knew him, I had never heard him say " I love you" before.To us, there weren't any anniversaries at all.He didn't say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days,200 days.

Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don't know why. Then one day... Me Um, Jin, I...Jin What? don't drag, just say..

Me I love you.Jin you...um, just take this doll and go home.

That was how he ignored my three words and handed me the doll.Then he disappeared, like he was running away.

The dolls I received from him everyday, filled my room, one by one. There were many... Then one day came, my 15th year old birthday.

When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call. But ...lunch passed, dinner passed...and soon the sky was dark he still didn't call.It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore.

Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep. He told me to come out of the house.

Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily. Me Jin...Jin Here...take this...Again, he handed me a little doll.Me What's this?

Jin I didn't give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now.

I'm going home now, bye.Me Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?Jin Today? Huh?I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday.

He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen.

when I shouted..."Wait..." Jin You have something to say?Me Tell me, tell me you love me...Jin What?!Me Tell meI put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him.

But he just said simple cold words and left."I don't want to say that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else." That was what he said. Then he ran off.

My legs felt numb...and I collapsed to the ground.

He didn't want to say it easily...How could he!.I felt that... Maybe he is not the right guy for me...After that day,

I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn't call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house.

That's how those dolls piled up in my room... everydayAfter a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the pain resurface was that...

I saw him on a street...with another girl...He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me...as he touched the doll...

I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell... Why did he gave these to me??

Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls. In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around.Then suddenly, the phone rang.

It was him. He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop.

I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that it's going to end. Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll.Jin Jo,

I thought you were pissed, you really came?

I couldn't help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around. Soon, he held out the doll as usual Me I don't need it.Jin What?.

why?I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.

Me I don't need this doll, I don't need it anymore!! I don't want to see a person like you again! I spitted out all the words that were inside me.

But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking."I'm sorry..." He apologized in a tiny voice. He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll...Me You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?!

Just throw it away!!! But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll.Then...Honk HonkWith a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him."Jin! Move! Move away!"
I shouted....But he didn't hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll. "Jin, move!"HONK!!*Boom!* That sound, so terrifying.That's how he went away from me.

That's how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me. After that day, I had to go through everyday with guiltiness and the sadness of losing him.

And after spending two months like a crazy personI took out the dolls.

Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out.

I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days- when we were in love.. "One...two... three..."That was how I started to count the dolls..."Four hundred and eighty four... four hundred and eighty five..."It all ended with 485 dolls.I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms.

I hugged it tightly, then suddenly..." I love you, I love you"I dropped the dolls, shocked."I...lo..ve..you??"I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach."" I love you " I love you""It can't be!I pressed all the dolls' stomach as it piled on the side." I love you"" I love you"" I love you"Those words came out non-stop." I love you"

Why didn't I realize that???.That his heart was always by my side, protecting me.

Why didn't I realize that he love me this much...I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it's stomach, that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road.

It had his blood stain on it. The voice came out, the on that I was missing so much...."Jo...Do you know what today is? We've been loving each other for 486 days.

Do you know what 486 is?I couldn't say I love you..... Um... since I was too shy. If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you.. Everyday...till I die.. Jo... I love you!"The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why?

I askedgod, why do I only know about all this now?He can't be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute. For that.. and for that reason... to me..... it became courage... to live a beautiful life...It's better to lose your pride with someone you love rather .........

Original photo....Sai Baba........Carefully

Problem Solving

Problem Solving

One day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek Like JOOBY Well, he was? Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.

And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Moral of the story:

First be sure is there a problem before working hard to solve one

Cheers….

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Six Most unusual roads in the World.

Toronto, Canada - the longest road.

Castletown, England - the narrowest street.

Buenos Aires, Argentina - the widest road.

Dunedin, New Zealand - the most abrupt road.

Svindon, England - the most complicated/tangled junction.

San Francisco, USA - The most curved road.

Trees are they?

Warm water and the prevention of heart attacks - Useful please do not ignore this

As received Please be careful Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.

Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive. A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this & Send the link to a friend. It could save a life. So, please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

Its never late....Forward soon....

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Why Newton committed suicide!!!

keep on laughing coz that is wat u r sent for on this earth


WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
Here is the reason.


Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.


In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't


be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.


Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but


no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations.


He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun....
Bang...the gangster dies...


This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
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The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)


Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.


Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Very Cheap Call To Lord!!!

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large
cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

H e wonder! ed if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan, Srilanka, Russia, Germany and France.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but everywhere the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Kerala," the God's own country", now, son - it's a local call".


KEEP SMILING

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pls find out whether it is true???-WASH GARMENTS BEFORE WEARING

WASH GARMENTS BEFORE WEARING Please share with as many women and men that you know. Please make it a habit to wash your just purchased undergarments before wearing them. This is sensitive. Our undergarments are made in different parts of the world, sit in boxes and go through many hands and exchanges before we purchase them for ourselves. ALL PLEASE

WASH ALL BRAS, UNDERWEAR AND OTHER CLOTHS WHEN YOU BUY BEFORE WEARING THEM. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT PARASITE IS IN OUR CLOTHES WHEN WE BUY THEM.

Read the article first before looking at the picture and film. This looks horrible. After anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an expedition in South America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it believing that the holes would leave in time. Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special creams. As time lapsed the pain did not subside and her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed. She decided to bandage her sores however as Susan's pain grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more certified doctor.

Dr. Lynch could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aid of one of his colleagues who specialized in dermatology whom was sadly on vacation. She waited for two weeks and finally was able to react the dermatologist. Sadly, a life-changing event was about to unfold during her appointment. To Miss McKinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva growing and squirming within the pores and sores of her breast.

Sometimes these wicked creatures would all together simultaneously move around into different crevices. What she didn't know was that the holes were in fact, deeper than she had originally thought for these larvae were feeding off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her bosom. FORWARD TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW.

Interesting aspects of life - Warren Buffet... Very Good...

Something to think about....
 

 

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity Here are some very
interesting aspects of his life:
 
1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he
    needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals  for the year.  
    He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.  He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.
    Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had
    scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates
    became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on  his desk. 

 

 

  His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and
  Remember:
  A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
  B. Live your life as simple as you are.
  C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel  good.
  D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel  comfortable.
  E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them  who really in need rather.
  F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our  life."

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A Nice One--Anagrams

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

 

 

Have a nice day my friend…

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Homoeopathic Physician,
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Fwd: Doston ke liye mast mail.......

Vijaya Sankar Maredipudi <vmaredipudi@capitaliq.co.in> wrote:

Subject: Doston ke liye mast mail.......
Date: Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:52:13 +0530
From: "Vijaya Sankar Maredipudi" <vmaredipudi@capitaliq.co.in>

 

GUD EVENING........

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't  feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!



A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..



A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.



A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.



A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.



A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.



A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!



A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.



A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!



A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!



Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you
get it back you have no beginning, no end.

It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you..




'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile. '

 

 

always be my frnd urs

Vijay Shankar Maredipudi

Research Associate ( DCS - Securities Data)

Capital IQ, Inc. Hyderabad.

E-Mail: vmaredipudi@capitaliq.co.in

Mobile: +91 9985581558.

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Dr. M. Devendra Kumar, B.H.M.S.,MD (Homeo).
Homoeopathic Physician,
D #: 20-700/64,
Vishwabrahmana Colony,
Chilakalapudi,
Machilipatnam-521 002. A.P,
India.
mob:
919920017320,(Mumbai) 

919440369772 (Andra)

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Kindness- A Humane Language

Kindness, as Mother Teresa so beautifully said, is the only language that we all understand. We've all heard the saying, "What goes around comes around," and the following true story is a wonderful reminder of how simple acts of kindness can come back to us when we least expect it.

  
  His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

    
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

  
  "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied, waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family home.

  
  "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

  "Yes," the farmer replied proudly.

  
  "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did. Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and, in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

   
 Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog, was stricken with pneumonia.

     What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

   
 The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name? Sir Winston Churchill.

   
 "I shall pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can do or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now...for I shall not pass this way again." --William Penn.

 

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It's murder of English language.

See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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Dr. M. Devendra Kumar, B.H.M.S.,MD (Homeo).
Homoeopathic Physician,
D #: 20-700/64,
Vishwabrahmana Colony,
Chilakalapudi,
Machilipatnam-521 002. A.P,
India.
mob:
919920017320,(Mumbai)
919440369772 (Andra)

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Simple to find Lost Mobile

Hi Friends,
Do note down your mobile's IMEI no.
Simple to find Lost Mobile

An IMEI number- The International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI) number is an international identity number used to uniquely identify a mobile phone. The 15-digit IMEI number is an electronic fingerprint transmitted every time a phone is used, which reveals the identity of the mobile handset.

How can I find out my IMEI number? IMEI numbers are independent of the phone number and are usually written underneath the battery or on the back of the handset. Mobile phone users can also check their 15 digit IMEI number by dialling *#06#  on their mobile handset. Mobile phone owners should make a note of their IMEI number and keep the details in a safe place.

If u lost your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.net  with the following info.
Your name:
Address:
Phone model:
Make:
Last used No.:
E-mail for communication:
Missed date:
IMEI No.:

"No need to go to police station"
Source: THE HINDU, 13.5.06

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Dr. M. Devendra Kumar, B.H.M.S.,MD (Homeo).
Homoeopathic Physician,
D #: 20-700/64,
Vishwabrahmana Colony,
Chilakalapudi,
Machilipatnam-521 002. A.P,
India.
mob:
919920017320,(Mumbai) 

919440369772 (Andra)

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