Tuesday, December 23, 2008

American on famous churches !!!!!!!!!!!

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the
World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what
The telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way..

Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in
China and He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He Could talk to God.


"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000
Per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to See if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there Was the same golden telephone, but this s time the sign under it read

"One Rupee per call."

The American was
surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
"Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden
Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
Heaven, But in rest of the world price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

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The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a
Local Call
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This is the only heaven on the Earth.

KEEP SMILING



Thursday, December 18, 2008

REAL FRIEND TEST!


This  is GOOD...I expect it back too!
I especially  like the last sentence!!!!!!

A simple  friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A  real friend opens your refrigerator and helps  himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit  weird shutting your
'Coke drawer' with her  foot!



A  simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real  friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..  



A  simple friend doesn't know your parents' first  
names.
A real friend has their phone  numbers
in his address book.  



A  simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your  
party.
A real friend comes early to help  you cook and
stays late to help you clean.  



A  simple friend hates it when you call after  
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks  you why you took so long to
call.  



A  simple friend seeks to talk with you about your  
problems.
A real friend seeks to help  you with your problems.



A simple  friend wonders about your romantic
history.  
A real friend could blackmail you with it!  



A  simple friend thinks the friendship is over when  
you have an argument.
A real friend  calls you after you had a fight.  



A  simple friend expects you to always be there for  them.
A real friend expects to always be  there for you!



A  simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.  
A real friend passes it on and sends it back  to you!



Pass  this on to anyone you care about......if you  
get it back you have no beginning, no end...  

It keeps us together, like our Circle of  Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass  it on to someone
who is a friend to you..  



INSTANTLY  WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER, YOU'RE  
REQUESTED TO SEND IT
TO AT LEAST 10  PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO
SENT IT TO  YOU.



When  you are down to nothing ...
God is up to  something.

'Never frown, even when you are sad,  
because you never know who is
falling in  love with your smile.
  

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Physicians only - please help my mother


Dear sir,
> > 
My mother (age 70 years) has been diagnosed of Motor Neuron Disease- ALS, at BHU Varanasi. She is on Allopathic medication but doctors have already said that there is no cure for this.
> > 
I got this e mail id through  blogs on homeopathy.
 
My uncle is a homeopathic practitioner and he has advised for Lathyrus -30 then 200 and Ginseng-Q & Acid Phos-Q. and Gingko Biloba-Q.
 
Kindly advice whether there is any hope of treating this disease in Homeopathy. Can I expect some favourable results with above homeopathic medicines.

Thanking you,
 
Shyam ji
> > s10-@hotmail.com


Monday, December 15, 2008

Great India.....



An olympic shooter wins Gold (Only a game) & govt gives him 3Cr + awards.
 
Another shooter dies, fighting with terrorists (saving our country & our lives) & Govt pays his family 5 Lacs.
 
Truly Great India ** (plz fwd to al Indians, so dat it somehow reaches the President , PM CMs, IAS & all concerned) ( forw by somebody)

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A Nice Lesson..!


Once a boy went to a shop with his mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets

and said 'Dear Child..u can take the sweets...
But the child didnt take. The shop keeper was surprised.. such a small child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets....
Now the mother also heard that and said.. take the sweets dear.. Yet he didnt take... The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... he himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets.


While returning home the Mother asked the child... Why didnt you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take?..
Can you guess the response:
Child replies... Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... how many more sweets i got!


Moral:
When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations. ...
more than what we can hold..!!
Keep Smiling..!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Shilpi(sculptor) & A gentleman

A gentleman once visited a temple under construction where he saw a Shilpi(sculptor) making an idol of God. Suddenly the gentleman noticed a similar idol lying nearby.

Surprised, he asked the sculptor, "Do you need two statues of the same idol?" "No," said the Shilpi without looking up, "We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage."

The gentleman examined the idol and found no apparent damage. "Where is the damage?" he asked."There is a scratch on the nose of the idol." said the Shilpi, still busy with his work..

"Where are you going to install the idol?" The Shilpi replied that it would be installed on a pillar twenty feet high. "If the idol is that far, who is going to know or notice that there is a scratch on the nose of the idol?" the gentleman asked.

The Shilpi stopped his work, looked up at the gentleman, smiled and said, "I know it and God knows it!"

The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether someone appreciates it or not.
"Excellence" is a drive from inside, not outside.


Excel at a task today - not necessarily for someone else to notice but for our own satisfaction.


Responsibility for all our actions.
Respect for self and for others

N.S.G. Commando


N.S.G. Commando

Death of Commando Mr. Bhandari after 600 Days being in Coma

During The Attack on Akshardham temple on 24th September 2002 thisBrave Man fought the greatest battle of his life. Yes he was theN.S.G. Commando Late Mr. Surjan Singh , who sacrificed his life forthe Nation. Sadly On 19th May 2004 he lost the Toughest and Longestbattle against life exactly after 600 Days being in Coma, he lost thislife.
The Bullet which hit him in the head made him Unconscious for almost600 days. His family members were hoping that one day their Hero willopen his eyes but he didn't.
It was the Longest Wait for the family members of this Brave Man. Whenthe whole India was busy in Guessing Who will be the Next PM of thecountry - Will it be Sonia or will it be Manmohan Singh, This man wasfighting his Last battle. But it's so sad that in the hype of all thePolitical Drama, the News about his Death was Lost like a needle in ahay stack! Even the leading News Papers & So Called Best News Channelsof India which Works on 24 X 7 basis, failed to highlight this storyof the Brave Man. Unfortunately it was mentioned somewhere on themiddle page of some newspaper.....This was the Reward for the Bravetask for which he lost his life.
Besides his Family members, only one thing was there with him duringthose toughest 600 days. It was there near his bed till the lastMoment. Can you guess what it was?............... It was the"Tiranga", yes! Our National Flag, which was saluting him for hisGreat cause. Absolutely No words can suffice our Gratitude towardshim...

If news papers refuse to cover, TV channels refuse to cover, let us do our bit.

Please forward this mail to as many people as you can.

This is the only way we can salute his Bravery..

May his soul rest in peace.

Nothing Bad will happen to you if you do not forward this, its just an appeal.

Friday, December 5, 2008

This is for Physicians only




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A PERFECT LETTER TO PM



A PERFECT LETTER TO PM. 
 
 
 

LETTER TO PRIME MINISTER

Dear Mr. Prime minister
I am a typical mouse from Mumbai. In the local train compartment which has capacity of 100 persons, I travel with 500 more mouse. Mouse at least squeak but we don't even do that.
Today I heard your speech. In which you said 'NO BODY WOULD BE SPARED'. I would like to remind you that fourteen years has passed since serial bomb blast in Mumbai took place. Dawood was the main conspirator. Till today he is not caught. All our bolywood actors, our builders, our Gutka king meets him but your Government can not catch him. Reason is simple; all your ministers are hand in glove with him. If any attempt is made to catch him everybody will be exposed. Your statement 'NOBODY WOULD BE SPARED' is nothing but a cruel joke on this unfortunate people of India.
Enough is enough. As such after seeing terrorist attack carried out by about a dozen young boys I realize that if same thing continues days are not away when terrorist will attack by air, destroy our nuclear reactor and there will be one more Hiroshima.
We the people are left with only one mantra. Womb to Bomb to Tomb. You promised Mumbaikar Shanghai what you have given us is Jalianwala Baug.
Today only your home minister resigned. What took you so long to kick out this joker? Only reason was that he was loyal to Gandhi family. Loyalty to Gandhi family is more important than blood of innocent people, isn't it?
I am born and bought up in Mumbai for last fifty eight years. Believe me corruption in Maharashtra is worse than that in Bihar. Look at all the politician, Sharad Pawar, Chagan Bhujbal, Narayan Rane, Bal Thackray , Gopinath Munde, Raj Thackray, Vilasrao Deshmukh all are rolling in money.  Vilasrao Deshmukh is one of the worst Chief minister I have seen. His only business is to increase the FSI every other day, make money and send it to Delhi so Congress can fight next election. Now the clown has found new way and will increase FSI for fisherman so they can build concrete house right on sea shore. Next time terrorist can comfortably live in those house , enjoy the beauty of sea and then attack the Mumbai at their will.
Recently I had to purchase house in Mumbai. I met about two dozen builders. Everybody wanted about 30% in black. A common person like me knows this and with all your intelligent agency & CBI you and your finance minister are not aware of it. Where all the black money goes? To the underworld isn't it? Our politicians take help of these goondas to vacate people by force. I myself was victim of it. If you have time please come to me, I will tell you everything.
If this has been land of fools, idiots then I would not have ever cared to write you this letter. Just see the tragedy, on one side we are reaching moon, people are so intelligent and on other side you politician has converted nectar into deadly poison. I am everything Hindu, Muslim, Christian, Schedule caste, OBC, Muslim OBC, Christian Schedule caste, Creamy Schedule caste only what I am not is INDIAN.. You politician have raped every part of mother India by your policy of divide and rule.
Take example of former president Abdul Kalam. Such a intelligent person, such a fine human being. You politician didn't even spare him.  Your party along with opposition joined the hands, because politician feels they are supreme and there is no place for good person.
Dear Mr Prime minister you are one of the most intelligent person, most learned person. Just wake up, be a real SARDAR. First and foremost expose all selfish politician. Ask Swiss bank to give name of all Indian account holder. Give reins of CBI to independent agency. Let them find wolf among us. There will be political upheaval but that will better than dance of death which we are witnessing every day..  Just give us ambient where we can work honestly and without fear. Let there be rule of law. Everything else will be taken care of.
Choice is yours Mr. Prime Minister. Do you want to be lead by one person or you want to lead the nation of 100 Crore people?

 
 
 



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