Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North Am erica .. MARIA:      Here it is. TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:        Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________ _________ _________ __ ____________ TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:  What are you talking about? DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.. ____________ _________ _________ ____ TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:     Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:      Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE:          I is.. TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE:          All right.....  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     ____________ __ ____________ _______ TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   ____________ _________ _________ ________   TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:       No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________   TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog. ____________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD:       A teacher ________ ____________ _________ _____ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!