Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Problem Solving

Problem Solving
One day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek Like JOOBY Well, he was? Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.
The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.
And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.
Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.
So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."
Moral of the story:
First be sure is there a problem before working hard to solve one
Cheers….



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Six Most unusual roads in the World.

Toronto, Canada - the longest road.






Castletown, England - the narrowest street.






Buenos Aires, Argentina - the widest road.








Dunedin, New Zealand - the most abrupt road.







Svindon, England - the most complicated/tangled junction.








San Francisco, USA - The most curved road.

Trees are they?






Warm water and the prevention of heart attacks - Useful please do not ignore this

As received Please be careful Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.

Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive. A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. Read this & Send the link to a friend. It could save a life. So, please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about.

Its never late....Forward soon....

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Why Newton committed suicide!!!

keep on laughing coz that is wat u r sent for on this earth


WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
Here is the reason.


Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.


In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes


1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't


be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.


Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but


no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest
imaginations.


He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun....
Bang...the gangster dies...


This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
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The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.
(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)


Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.


Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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A Very Cheap Call To Lord!!!

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to
China.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in
Japan. There, at a very large
cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

H e wonder! ed if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in
China and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to
Pakistan, Srilanka, Russia, Germany and France.

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in
India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but everywhere the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Kerala," the God's own country", now, son - it's a local call".


KEEP SMILING



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