Friday, February 15, 2008

Mistakes

 

 
If a barber makes a mistake,
 

 
It's a
...
 

 
If a driver makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a
New path
...
 

 
If a engineer makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a
...
 

 

 
If parents makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a
...
 
 

If a politician makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a
...
 
 

 
If a scientist makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a
...
 
 

 
If a tailor makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a
...
 

 

 
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
 

 
It is a
...
 

 

 
If our boss makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a  New idea
 
...

 

 

 
If an employee makes a mistake,
 

 
It is a 100%
Mistake
...

 
 
 
 
 

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OOPS Concepts...

Hi, Friends 
OOPS Concepts...
 
 
class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_ problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};
 
class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};
 
class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding( );
char edgy;
};
 
class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance( );
char hen_pecked;
};
 
class Indian_husband_wife_software_ professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};
 
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}
 

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Dont get dishearted

Dont get dishearted

A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on
the bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have
suffered,
God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise .
 
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.
The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His
fingers,
and it is done.
 
The second one in
line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too."
 
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on
for a while, but when God is halfway down the line,the last person in
Line
starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is
rolling
on the floor, laughing his pants off.
 
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what
his
wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make them all ugly
again".

Moral of the Story: Don't get disheartned for being last, as you can
Still
change others lives being last :)


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Easy and Difficult

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS!!!!
EASY
DIFFICULT
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...
Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...
Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...
Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...
Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...
Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...
Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...
Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...
Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...
Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...
Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
Easy to read this
Difficult to follow
Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings


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Good Afternoon Doctor

Do you know that on 9th of August in the year:

  • 1942: In India, Mahatma Gandhi and 50 other senior figures are arrested after the All-India Congress initiates a "Quit India Movement" against British rule.

  • 1945: World War II: The second atomic bomb is dropped on the Japanese city of Nagasaki, an estimated 70,000 are killed .

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Recruitment for Microsoft(Niceone)

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate
is Vella Reddy an Indian (Hyderabadi) guy.


Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to
himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try'


Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself
' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.


Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I left school at
15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.


Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ' I do not speak
one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and
finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.


Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
together in that language.'


Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says 'elaa vunnavu babu'
The other candidate answers ‘baguunanu babu’

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PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW)

In case u haven't heard this before ..........

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.
 
The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to The robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists. Please pass this along to everyone possible.

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