Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.. The manager comes running and asks him, ""Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho (what are you doing)?"" To this the man replies, ""Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin'""
LALOO JOKES
"At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, ""JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."" And the man's companion says, ""JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."" The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ""AND YOU, SIR?"" Laloo replies: ""LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."" "
"A reporter asked Laloo ""What the main reason for divorce?"" Laloo replies ""Marriage""."
"When Lalloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri,stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Lalloo was pleased. But within a couple of days, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the matter. Rabri checked out at several post offices, and then reported to Lalloo Prasad: She said:""The stamp is really world class. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side."" "
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Dr. M. Devendra Kumar, B.H.M.S.,MD (Homeo).
Homoeopathic Physician,
D #: 20-700/64,
Vishwabrahmana Colony,
Chilakalapudi,
Machilipatnam-521 002. A.P,
India.
mob:
919920017320,(Mumbai)
Homoeopathic Physician,
D #: 20-700/64,
Vishwabrahmana Colony,
Chilakalapudi,
Machilipatnam-521 002. A.P,
India.
mob:
919920017320,(Mumbai)
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