A letter to Ex-Girl Friend.......

A letter to Ex-Girl Friend   Dear Monisha,   Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating.   Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.   Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot.   When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.   Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.   And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.   The expenses are as follows:   Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).   Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.   I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.   Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don't think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay.   Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Subil.   Your Ex-lover

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To Achieve Your Dreams Remember Your A B C 's By Wanda Hope Carter   Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits Believe in yourself Consider things from every angle Don't give up and don't give in Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches Give more than you planned to Hang on to your dreams Ignore those who try to discourage you Just do it Keep trying to matter how hard it seems, it will get easier Love yourself first and most Make it happen Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal Open your eyes and see things as they really are Practice makes perfect Quitters never win and winners never quit Read, study and learn about everything important in your life Stop procrastinating Take control of your own destiny Understand yourself in order to better understand others Visualize it Want it more than anything Xcellerate your efforts You are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace you Zero in on your target and go for it!

Shocked to know... AIDS spreads like this also..

Dear All, 

It's in INDIA -karnataka - Bangalore


A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell sick,
from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check done....
doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.

His parents couldn't believe it....Then the entire family under went a
checkup.... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again
with the boy if he had eaten out...The boy said 'yes'. He had pineapple
that evening. Immediately a group from Mallya hospital went to the
pineapple vendor to check.

They found the pineapple seller had a cut on his finger while cutting the
pineapple; his blood had spread into the fruit.
When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS...but he
himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it now.

Please take care while u eat on the road side (particularly tasty vada pav
& Paani Puri) and pls fwd this mail to your dear one's.

PEOPLE PLEASE TAKE CARE

Enjoy.........

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....   A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. A Teacher lecturing on population: "In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. " A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. " Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes to China  to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!" Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping. Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what.... To avoid side effects!!! Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab . Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".   Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... " Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!" A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.  Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"   A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258" Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College??? A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!   Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........ Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

LALOO JOKES............

Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.. The manager comes running and asks him, ""Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho (what are you doing)?"" To this the man replies, ""Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin'"" 
 

LALOO JOKES

 

"At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, ""JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."" And the man's companion says, ""JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."" The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, ""AND YOU, SIR?"" Laloo replies: ""LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."" "

 

 

 

 

"A reporter asked Laloo ""What the main reason for divorce?"" Laloo replies ""Marriage""."

 

"When Lalloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri,stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Lalloo was pleased. But within a couple of days, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Rabri and ordered her to investigate the matter. Rabri checked out at several post offices, and then reported to Lalloo Prasad: She said:""The stamp is really world class. The problem is, our Biharis are spitting on the wrong side."" "

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Dr. M. Devendra Kumar, B.H.M.S.,MD (Homeo).
Homoeopathic Physician,
D #: 20-700/64,
Vishwabrahmana Colony,
Chilakalapudi,
Machilipatnam-521 002. A.P,
India.
mob:
919920017320,(Mumbai) 

919440369772 (Andra)

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Mails to cheer u !!!!!!!!

Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se darti

hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se

darti hai.!

Duniya Gol Hai..

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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"

sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...

Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..

Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college   girls..

Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.

Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.

Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?

Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga

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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.

Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!

Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....

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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt   u..?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

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