Brilliant Sardar............

Brilliant Sardar --------------------- One Sardar read a board "likhney wala briliant......parhney wala idiot.." Sardar becomes engry, he rub the board and writes, " parhney wala briliant, likhney wala idiot...."     Blood Group -------------------- Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....   WATCH & WIFE ------------------------- What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai     Parking Fine ------------------- Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"     Sardarji Buying a TV -------------------------------- Sardar ji is buying a TV "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."   Sardarji Travelling ---------------------------- A Sardarji is travelling for the first time in a plane, headed for Bombay. While the plane is landing, he starts shouting "Bombay, Bombay!". The air hostess says, "Be silent". Sardaji says, "OK", and starts shouting "ombay, ombay".   Meaning of SMS ------------------------ Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service