Kids Are Quick ............

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________     TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:       Here it is. TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS:        Maria. ____________________________________   TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:  What are you talking about? DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________   TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:     Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________   TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE:          I is.. TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     _________________________________ TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   ______________________________________     TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________     TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD:       A teacher   ___________________________________    PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!     "This email message is intended for the named recipient only. It may be privileged and/or confidential. If you are not the intended named recipient of this email then you should not copy it or use it for any purpose, nor disclose its contents to any other person which is strictly prohibited and unlawful."       Kids Are Quick ____________________________________     TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA:       Here it is. TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS:        Maria. ____________________________________   TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:  What are you talking about? DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________   TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:     Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER:  G len, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________   TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE:          I is.. TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     _________________________________ TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   ______________________________________     TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________     TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD:       A teacher   ___________________________________    PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!