Monday, March 31, 2008
Swell copies of elite watches
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Friday, March 28, 2008
Do not drink
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How To Keep Good Posture When In Front Of A Computer
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The 12 commandments of nutrition
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Thursday, March 27, 2008
Health - Important Tips
Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
Forward this to those whom you CARE about!
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Seems to be real, read full story it is the incident of Gachibowli
This is not a forward. This is a fact happened to my friend and I just
wanted to share with you all so that you will all be careful about
yourselves... Please don't think like some one has sent me this mail and I
am forwarding that.It's me (Swetha) sending this mail on behalf of my very
best friend. Please don't ask for name; I don't want to mention that.
On March 13th 2008 my friend had to come from Kothaguda to Mehdpatnam. It
was around 9:30 P.M. She was waiting for bus in the Kothaguda bus stop. As
she dint find any bus coming, she thought of going in share auto (4 seater)
till Gachibowli. She saw one auto coming. In that auto there was one person
sitting with driver. After that another person asked driver whether it goes
to Gachibowli or not. As the driver told it will go, then that guy got into
that auto... My friend saw all these and she also got into the auto.Auto
started... And in each and every stop that driver is asking for people
telling "Gachibowli.. Gachibowli..." One more guy got into the auto in the
next stop. I guess you all know JayaBheri Silicon Valley. At that place
there is a road towards IIIT. That auto driver turned the auto into that
route. My friend asked him "Bhayya. kyoo aisa jaarey.seeda ja sakthey
na.(Brother, why are you going in this way. go in the straight
route..)".Then auto driver replied like "no madam.there is a short cut."
After moving few yards he turned to left, where there is no proper road way
at least.The guy sitting with my friend shouted telling "Don't you know the
routes.Naya Hai ka Hyderabad ko (Are you new to Hyd) . Then the driver dint
reply anything. and in one lonely place he stopped the auto. The guy who got
into the auto in the next stop got down and came to the other side of the
auto where my friend is sitting and he pushed her inside and closed her
mouth. and the other guy sitting beside her hold her hands. the person
sitting in the front grabbed her gold chain. Gold chain was little strong
and as he continuously pulling that she got rashes on her neck and it
started bleeding. auto driver pulled her hand bag. which contains one
mobile, 7500/- cash and many more things. they took her finger ring also.
When she started shouting, that driver told, "Kya rape karna hai kya. kyue
chillarey. rape karkey fake dunga." she was trying to put her leg outside
and tried to show her leg, so that if one sees that they can save her. but
no one came there. finally after taking all the things they throwed her
outside telling "Sorry madam. paisa ka inthejaam mein."
She is alone and with out a single rupee in her hand. she walked towards
road. she found some tents where the construction people stay. She explained
the complete story with one family and she asked for help. Luckily they are
good enough to help her and they came with her and dropped her in her house.
And they explained like "This place is called as MASJID BANDA and these
things happen here frequently. you are lucky that they dint do anything for
you. Usually these auto drivers will rape the girls, Kill them and they
trough them in Durgamcheruvu."
This is not either MUMBAI or BANGLORE. Now this is in Hyderabad. Please
don't stay in office or any place after 7:30. No one will be responsible if
something happens to us. Be careful. I just wanted to warn you all. Thanks
for sparing time to read this.
And one more thing is no one of us are strong enough to drop a police
complaint on these idiots being in the scare of future problems. these
fellows are roaming outside without any fear... Please take care.Remember
that you are responsible for yourself.
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I found a small cockroach in the last e-mail you sent. Here - you can have it back.
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A laugh..............................
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in he lower. |
nice one...........just to read
Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
But a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely
BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Three FASTEST means of Communication :
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving
through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we
should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we
will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
If you do NOT have a Girl /Boy Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their
MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to
free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH a person TWICE for the
Same Mistake.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
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To make a woman happy..... A man only needs to be:
To make a woman happy..... A man only needs to be:
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
&
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Just leave him alone
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Create Table without using mouse and menus
Do you know its possible create Table without using mouse and menus in MS word and Outlook. Here its that
Type the content (++-++) in Microsoft Word, Outlook and press Enter. One row of a table will be created and for more rows you can press TAB.
Step 1:
+++-+
Step 2: (After pressing Enter having the cursor at the last '+' Result will be like the below one)
| | |
Step 3: (press TAB to create more Rows)
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
In this ' + ' represents the column borders and ' ' represents the length of the each column. It is one of the Easter Egg in Microsoft Word.
This Simple way can be used at urgent times.
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Monday, March 24, 2008
Five Philosophies of life
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I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND IF......
you have to think before you speak to me!
my presence ever makes you feel uncomfortable!
you have to thank me for everything i do for you!
you have to say sorry for everything
that you don't do!
you think i would not be curious to
know your new philosophy of life!
you go by what i say and do not understand
what i don't say!
you think that seeing you in pain, would
not bring a tear to me!
you think I do not remember the first time
we met!
you don't see the thousand ways I try to
make you happy!
you don't realize how your smile brightens
up my day!
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Perfect answers.........................
Its: SUROOR
Wondering how?
That's bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
Kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila! !!!! Kisne mera pocket maar liya
5) wht do u call a really colorful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan
6) An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant but Ant's parents r against their marriage...guess y??
They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **
7) ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona Honda..
8) Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students...
9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Gone r da Days.........................
When
The school reopened in June,
And we settled in our new desks and
benches!
When we queued up in book depot,
And got our new books
and notes!
When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.
We learnt writing with
slates and pencils, and
Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!
When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to
Color pencils and finally sketch pens!
When we started calculating
first with tables and then with
Clarke's tables and advanced to
Calculators and computers!
When we chased one another in the
corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms
Drenched in sweat!
When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,
Playgrounds,
under the trees and even in cycle sheds!
When all the colors in the world,
Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!
When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,
Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!
When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,
And Neck ties and socks rolled into balls!
When few played
"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,
While others simply played
"book cricket" in the
Confines of classroom!
Of fights but no conspiracies,
Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!
When we used to
watch Live Cricket telecast,
In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!
When few rushed at 3:45 to
"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!
While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint" ,
"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!
Gone are the days
Of Sports Day,
and the annual School Day ,
And the one-month long
preparations for them.
Gone are the days
Of the stressful Quarterly,
Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most
enjoyed holidays after them!
Gone are the days
Of tenth and twelfth standards, when
We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!
We learnt,
We enjoyed,
We played,
We won,
We lost,
We laughed,
We cried,
We fought,
We thought.
With so much fun in them, so many friends,
So much experience, all this and more!
Gone are the days
When we used
to talk for hours with our friends!
Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!
Gone are the days
When we played games on the road!
Now we
Code on the road with laptop!
Gone are the days
When we saw stars
Shining at Night!
Now we see stars when our code doesn't Work!
Gone are the days
When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!
Now we chat in chat rooms.....!
Gone are the days
Where we studied just to pass!
Now we study to save our job!
Gone are the days
Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!
Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!
Gone are the days
Where we shouted on the road!
Now we don't shout even at home
Gone are the days
Where we got lectures from all!
Now we give lectures to all...!!
Gone are the days
But not the memories, which will be
Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and
Ever and ever and ever .....
Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!
NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,
DONT FORGET TO
LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL
EXISTS¦¦¦.
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