Sunday, March 23, 2008

Some good jokes...........................

Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground. Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...

TEACHER: u call ur mother as MUM. What will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis? Sardar:so simple,i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....

Wife 2 Husband,'See That's My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !' Husband,"Nonsense ! No One Can Celebrate That Long !.

A Son at college wanted more money.
He sent a telegram to his father
"NO MONEY.
NO FUN.
UR SON."
The father replied:
"HOW SAD,
TOO BAD,
UR DAD!!

Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future.
Ast:u'll meet a young girl who wants 2 no evrythg abt u.
Frg:Grt! wen & whr?
Ast:Nxt semster in biology lab.

Boy:I'll climb d tallest mount,swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4u..!
Girl:So sweet! Can u come 2meet me ?
Boy:Not now,its raining..

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho..

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Population slogan in Bihar : Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke
Baad Jitne Bhi Hon,
Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do


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