Joke......................

Amitabh: Apka 13th question, 25 lakh, yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan,

Computer Screen:

• A. Amitabh Bachan
• B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
• C. Moh. Azhar
• D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt
for A)

But Santa is still confused.

Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
Santa: I think it is A but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -

• B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
• C. Moh. Azhar.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made
this mistake. But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.
Now Santa is confused.

Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..
Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.

Amitabh Fainted !!!!!

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